Theistic evolution?

!DISCLAIMER!

The following may be offensive to some. The purpose of the following is not to blame anyone. The only purpose is to expose how incompatible Christianity and evolution are.

Ten Commandments of the Evolutionist

1. Evolution is the god which brought thee out of the primordial soup. Thou shalt have no other gods—only Evolution.

2. Thou shalt not make anyone else Lord (like Jesus Christ). Thou shalt not bow to, worship, or believe in anything supernatural.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of Evolution in vain; instead, thou shalt mention it favorably in every published article.

4. Remember Darwin’s Day to keep it holy, for in 13.7 billion years Evolution created the heavens and the earth, the primordial soup and all that in them is.

5. Honor thy Father Deep Time and thy Mother Nature

6. Thou shalt kill for this is the Law of Survival of the Fittest.

7. Thou shalt commit adultery so as to preserve thy gene pool.

8. Thou shalt steal whenever possible for thou art nothing but an animal and so is thy neighbor.

9. Thou shalt slander and tell lies about anyone who disagrees with naturalistic Evolution, so that the heretic will be expelled.

10. Thou shalt not covet after observable evidence of order from disorder, information from chaos, single celled creatures turning into man, or fossil transitions, but shall implicitly trust thy Scientific Leadership.

(Click here for more about evolution itself)

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About Geodetective

I am an expert in 3D design/visualizing, programming and data analysis and an amateur scientist who has developed a method for truth investigation. I primarily focus on geophysics, but investigate geology and astronomy as well because they are closely related.
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